{"product_id":"i-am-awake-funny-mug","title":"I Am Awake Funny Mug","description":"This black ceramic mug speaks softly and honestly before the first sip. Bold white type reads like a private note: “I AM AWAKE — Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.” It's the kind of vessel that holds your morning coffee while setting a gentle boundary with the world. The glossy black surface makes the white message pop, giving the mug a minimalist, slightly wry personality that fits seamlessly on a cluttered desk, a home kitchen, or beside a late-night work station. It warms hands and spirits, and the reliable ceramic keeps drinks at a comforting temperature while the clean C-handle feels familiar and secure. Durable printing keeps the text crisp through daily washes and busy mornings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis mug belongs to someone who values quiet starts, honest humor, and clear signals. Bring it out on slow weekend mornings, during bleary weekday commutes, or when guests arrive before you’re ready to join the day. It’s an everyday companion that sets tone with a single sentence — unflappable, unembellished, and a little bit human.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy 100% ceramic construction with bold, high-contrast print\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes to suit small or long pours\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher- and microwave-safe for daily convenience\u003cbr\u003e- C-shaped ergonomic handle for comfortable grip\u003cbr\u003e- Lead-, cadmium-, and BPA-compliant; durable vibrant color printing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":49515488215255,"sku":"59452953735908131900","price":23.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/7541\/0647\/files\/5563925862012490430_2048.jpg?v=1785362688","url":"https:\/\/cozydcor.com\/products\/i-am-awake-funny-mug","provider":"CozyDcor","version":"1.0","type":"link"}