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I Have Selective Hearing, You Weren't Selected Today T-Shirt
I Have Selective Hearing, You Weren't Selected Today T-Shirt
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The following situations are not covered by our policy (and by Printify’s manufacturing policy):
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Minor print placement tolerances (e.g., up to ~0.5″ variation) considered normal for some print methods.
This relaxed-fit jersey tee speaks with dry humor and subtle attitude. Made from lightweight Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, the shirt feels soft against the skin and drapes cleanly thanks to side seams and a retail cut. A ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape keep the silhouette tidy after repeated wear. The front features bold, white block lettering that reads a witty one-liner—an easy conversation starter for casual days, low-key outings, or work-from-home video calls. Ethically produced by Bella+Canvas with tear-away labels and REACH certification, it blends comfort, conscience, and a little bit of sass.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable, soft feel
- Retail fit with side seams, ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Bold white front text print using DTF/DTG methods for crisp detail
- Tear-away label to reduce irritation; adult sizing
- Ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association/WRAP certifications) and REACH compliant
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable, soft feel
- Retail fit with side seams, ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Bold white front text print using DTF/DTG methods for crisp detail
- Tear-away label to reduce irritation; adult sizing
- Ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association/WRAP certifications) and REACH compliant
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |