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"I'm Retired, You're Not" Funny Retirement T‑Shirt
"I'm Retired, You're Not" Funny Retirement T‑Shirt
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This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a playful retirement message — bold, block lettering reads: “I’M RETIRED / YOU’RE NOT” with a smaller line beneath: “HAVE FUN AT WORK TOMORROW.” It’s printed on a smooth Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton Bella+Canvas shirt that drapes easily and breathes all day. The ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and side seams keep the silhouette neat, while the tear-away label reduces irritation. The monochrome design sits cleanly on the chest for an understated, confident look that works for relaxed weekends, backyard barbecues, or casual meet-ups with fellow retirees.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable
- Ribbed knit collar with seam, shoulder tape and side seams for shape retention
- Bold chest print with crisp DTF/DTG printing for clear, detailed text
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified compliance
- Available in blended heather shades with specific fiber mixes (see color details) and adult sizing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable
- Ribbed knit collar with seam, shoulder tape and side seams for shape retention
- Bold chest print with crisp DTF/DTG printing for clear, detailed text
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified compliance
- Available in blended heather shades with specific fiber mixes (see color details) and adult sizing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |